RAWR
my ex-boyfriend went to prom with the girl he hooked up with like the week after we broke up… i want to kill myself. well, not really. it would be worse if they were dating and she did not have a honker the size of texas. as it is i am only simply slightly irked, because he does look quite handsome in his tux and is not at home playing video games by himself, crying over me and listening to pink floyd. does not matter that he never was really into/played video games. he should still be at home playing them.
HE’S MISSING OUT ON THIS ANYWAY:
YEAH BITCH.
this is probably my favorite picture ever, by the way. ^ i pulled my hamstring a few days ago & i’m pissed b/c it’s actually been nice and overcast lately and i’ve wanted to play tennis BUT WHATEVS.
i’m trying to set two of my friends up. let us call the girl llama and the boy chicken. they would be a precious couple, aesthetically at least. i am quite sure llama would eat chicken alive though, due to the fact that llama is a total bitch. which i can say b/c it’s true and she knows it. it’s quite funny because me and llama are both obsessed with this one boy at our school, who we will call horseradish. we don’t know horseradish so well but he’s cute, and she is CONVINCED that i am trying to hook her up with chicken so that i can have horseradish all to myself. which… i would not mind. but never thought of when trying to set llama and chicken up! but to get her off my back i told her i was in love with someone else who we will call indian jesus. indian jesus is rahul saha but why use real names when we can call him indian jesus? but yes. now me and llama are just really suspicious of each other. needlessly, since horseradish is too beautiful for either one of us.
i am obviously really mature. i think i kinda hate myself a little after that paragraph ^ hahaha
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tonight’s playlist
jason mraz - geek in the pink
train - meet virginia
black lips - veni vidi vici
bob schneider - 40 dogs
funeral for a friend - into oblivion
shawyze - corona and lime
the flaming lips - she don’t use jelly
hootie & the blowfish - only wanna be with you
norah jones - crazy
coldplay - strawberry swing
okkervil river - for real
modest mouse - fire it up
