too pretty

girlargueswithtree:

yourweaponisguilt:

miss-misery:

hello-sweettea:

scootyshabooty:

lukethebat:

hackedthemotionsensors:

jellygay:

hackedthemotionsensors:

jellygay:

ribbonsundae:

julietetet:

matthewissuperspoon:

tyleroakley:

Oh God.

I finally just understood what is happening in this ad.

Ok literally I did not understand this and looked at all the comments.

MY JAW JUST LITERALLY OPENED AND I COVERED MY MOUTH OH MY GOD

JUST LET IT SINK IN

I LEGITIMATELY GOT THIS LIKE 30 SECONDS AGO EITOIHETOEITHOEITHOIHROIHETOIHEOITHETOITH OH GOD WYYHHHAYHDASDF

I was staring intently at this and then Oh. 

I still don’t get it

guys i don’t get it :c

I got it!!!! OH GOD

WHAT IS IT PLEASE INFORM ME ;_;

i don’t get it

weh

o dats groce

SHIT

oh.

I GET IT NOW.

UM.

WOW.

Your vagina will become a lake.

That is the joke.

noo look at the poles next to her. she’s got a pole inside her thanks to the lube.

I could sleep for days. Last night sucked, again.  I ended up going to Red Robin for dinner with Prasad, Swayam, Nick, Michael C, and Rikin. I was uncooperative and had no energy. Parents went out of town, and then I was forced to invite them all over to my house. I texted Zak what he was doing tonight, and he said he was out of town. Then Nick went to go get Zak, so I was like wtf, did he really not want to hang out with me so much that he would lie to me about where he was? And Evan p agreed with me. So I confronted him… and he was actually out of town. So I looked completely PSYCHO. I feel dumb. Obviously I should not be insecure, and go by what I think of people versus listening to others. I really think he thinks (or thought…) I was cool. So I should just not freak out. I don’t know. I’m so dumb. :( I’m just going to assume people like me from now on, and not go by what others say, until I’ve been given enough reason to assume differently.

Evan came over and we scrounged up money for alcohol, but his brother was being annoying and would not supply. So we just kinda waited around for alcohol. I pretty much just ignored Nick, Zak, and them and just hung out with Kim, Mary, Rachel, and Denton. We layed out in the grass and rolled around and I played with a frog. I told Denton how much I love him and he said he loved me so much he would club baby seals for me. People left and just talked with Denton. Kim came back and we three sat around giggling and talking and drinking our one forlorn beer. Then Kim slept over and she would not let me sleep until 4 something. We ran around being stupid, dancing, and talking.

And Prasad is apparently moving two doors down from me, so they pretty much will always be at my house. Prasad’s house is sweet, though, and maybe I can just hang out with him, Nick, and Zak more.

(via blood-and-confetti)

mols:

DRAKE MOUTHS, “I QUIT, I QUIT.”

prettyfoods:

chocolate covered waffle